Friday, September 28, 2007

Boy Babies

Monito has his first diaper rash.  (Same time as Pequita's first - does anyone reading know if they can be spread from one babe to the next?)  Imagine you are going to give him some bare butt time to give him some relief, and are staring at him on the changing table deciding if a cloth diaper changed frequently counts as bare butt time since he pees so much.  Now imagine that he ends the argument by peeing.  How far do you suppose the copious stream would reach before you can put your hand (ew) over the flow to stop the carnage? 
 
Answer: 5 full feet, covering the wipes box, trash can, bookshelf, cordless phone, and light.  Sigh.

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