Saturday, October 20, 2007

She Does a Lot More Than Ride

Pequita's and Monito's current favorite song? She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, but in my version, when she comes 'round the mountain she has a couple of better activities than just riding up and hanging out. She's becoming my fantasy woman.

Regular lyrics:
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes (Toot, toot!)
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes (Whoa back!)
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes (Hi babe!)
We'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes (Yum yum!)
She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes (Scratch, scratch)
She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes (Snore snore!)

I have a few extra lines that keep us singing. I guess they illuminate some of our needs, eh?

She will figure out our taxes when she comes (Ching ching!)
She will Windex all our windows when she comes (Squeak squeak)
She will do our dirty laundry when she comes (Scrub scrub)
She will babysit you kids when she comes (Wait for me!)

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